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3.16.00 - 20:59:56
Free things I got in March: Two Bulls Tickets ($74.00) This guy Hula works with has season tickets and he can't bear to go anymore. We WIN! Leather case for Palm V ($44.95) We distribute Palm Pilots to executives and a bunch of free genuine leather cases came with an order. I WIN! Pilot Pentopia Pen ($34.00) This also came with the cases. It's like those four color pens from the seventies, except this one is a pen, a pencil and a stylus. Plus it's silver and looks very space-age. I WIN! 12 cans soda/assorted varieties ($9.00) Left over from this month's Web Forum. I host it, I present it, I take the sodas. I WIN! Tostada Del Ray ($8.95) The tab for this yummy taco salad-type concoction from Dos Hermanos was picked up by the company when we took that noxious corporate ladder climber out to lunch . I LOSE! (My colon revolted 45 minutes later.) Butterfinger (60 cents) When I purchased a Butterfinger from the vending machine, not one, but TWO came out. I WIN! Tin of Altoids and a fake Beanie Baby (I have no idea, five bucks?) "Won" this at that that Junior Achievement Bowl-a-Thon. I think the girl said "Best Form" as she drunkenly tossed them at me. I WIN through DRUNKENNESS! Toblerone (again, what, 75 cents?) Traded the fake beanie baby for it. I WIN! 5 maybe 7 beers plus way too much pizza (I'm guessing $20.00) Everything was free at that Bowl-a-Thon. I WIN BIG! Total Value: Approx. 197.55 Not too shabby considering it's only the 16th.
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