3.9.00 - 20:44:44
Oh BOY!
I'm half in the bag right now from this Junior Achievement Bowl-a-Thon I committed to earlier this year (how come people can't bowl for children without beer involved in the equation?), and I don't like to write entries while in this state, but I came home to some GOOD NEWS! (For those who care, yes, I took a cab home. I'm a responsible bowler.)
So it's really good news.
Really big fucking good news.
Are you ready for my huge enormous good news?
News so big one must explode without telling?
I got offered a COLUMN in one of the two MAJOR newspapers in CHICAGO!
I'm shitting my pants right now and it's that's only figuratively speaking. I'm really not sure what I'm supposed to do with myself. I pretty much feel like doing ANYTHING but write a diary entry, yet I don't know what it should be.
It could be drinking more, but I've had enough. It could be eating lots of candy, but I don't have any. Maybe I could smoke a cigar, but nope, none of those either. Whatever it is, it should, of course, be fitting of a COLUMNIST for a MAJOR NEWSPAPER, but again, I don't know what that is yet. I'll clue you in as soon as I find out. In the meantime, I'm going to go figuratively shit my pants for awhile, then try to sleep.
