9.27.00 - 01:10:25
I can only give you a short update tonight, okay? You won't mind? Didn't think so.
Here, check this out. Look what happens now when I hit CTRL + S:
One day, 5 hours, 27 minutes and 36 seconds. 24 cigarettes not smoked, saving $6.14. Life saved: 2 hours, 0 minutes.
Here, let me show you again:
One day, 5 hours, 27 minutes and 46 seconds. 24 cigarettes not smoked, saving $6.14. Life saved: 2 hours, 0 minutes.
See that? See how the seconds changed? Pretty neat, huh?
The other neat thing about today was the discovery of the NRT, or Nicotine Replacement Therapy. In the past, I've been very much against the use of such devices. The gum just seemed to so dirty, pathetic even. And the patch. Hell, the patch was for losers. Losers and junkies and pirates and fat women named Marge.
Now I'm not a pirate! And my name isn't Marge! But I guess I am a junkie of sorts. After I cried for forty five minutes because the cord on my hair dryer was tangled, I went out and got me the patch. Wow. Kinda stingy, but man it really takes the edge off.
I just might be able to quit after all.
And guess what?
One day, 5 hours, 39 minutes and 17 seconds. 24 cigarettes not smoked, saving $6.18. Life saved: 2 hours, 0 minutes.
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