9.3.00 - 02:41:42
I'll bet your wondering why I'm suddenly updating so frequently. Even if your not, I'll just believe that you are, and also that you're glad glad glad. Indulge me these fantasies, they are the precious little I have left.
We've suddenly and quite unexpectedly found ourselves having to live on half our salary. For a short time, I've had to eliminate all my extracurricular activities. All of them. That just leaves me and you and my in-depth economic analysis of the United States trade and direct foreign investment performance.
No! No! Don't go away! Click the back button! I was only kidding!
So, I was listening to the radio last night, and some guy was explaining how dangerous birds can be to airplanes. He went on to propose that all commercial aircraft should be equipped with machine guns to defend against vicious bird attacks. When he worked himself up and shouted, "Goddamn the birds! And Goddamn their eggs and their nests!" I was hooked.
Can you believe I never heard Phil Hendrie before? Me either. I urge you to not walk, but run to your nearest web browser device and plug in:
http://www.philhendrieshow.com/ver2/phs_clips.html
You won't be sorry.
Before I go listen to the rest of "Pastor says Jesus was mistreated so he's obviously black", here's Lemon, the blind pig. When I placed him on my desk he ran straight forward and head butted the monitor. He was dazed, but none the worse for wear.
We love him anyway.
