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The Funyon is arguably the most unappreciated of all snack foods. It's as salty as a Frito, as crunchy as any potato crisp on the market, as greasy as a taco chip and like Cheetos, leaves a satisfying residue upon the tips of the fingers that must be wiped off on your arms, stomach or legs, whichever area happens to be clothed during consumption.
I'll add, that while surgery cereals aren't ordinarily found in the snack food category, too many Funyons, like too much dry Captain Crunch straight from the box, leaves the roof of your mouth raw and stingy. While experiencing "Funyon Afterburn", there's no way you CAN'T know you've just enjoyed a taste sensation.
Indeed, the day a savvy marketer coupled the word "onion" with "fun" was a glorious day for us all.
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