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That would be Mr. Pinch. You see, when I asked him what pseudonym I should use for him out here in Al Gore's Internet, he replied without hesitation, "Super Hula". At some point along the way, it became Hula. When I'm feeling particularly affectionate, Hula Pet.
So what is it you're doing here, exactly?
I suppose this online journal is an attention getting device. I like to write. And better yet, I like to pretend people actually read this tripe. In fact, I often enjoy imaging you, my gentle reader thinking, "Wow, this Pinch is great!" and "If only I could send Pinch some money!" and "Pinch would be great on Survivor!"
So how come you don't audition for Survivor? I think you'd be great!
Thank you, that's very kind. But I don't think I could eat a bug. Plus, I'd probably cry if I was voted off. I have issues.
This FAQ isn't working out quite the way you wanted, is it?
Not really, but it's only HTML. I can change it anytime I'd like. Al Gore gave me that power when he invented this here Internet.
